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Single · December 22, 2023

Clown Car

Bear the Astronot, MICHAEL PATRICK CEOL

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🎭 Bear the Astronot – “Clown Car” (From the Album “Ghost Heart”) 🎭 Step into the unsettling world of Bear the Astronot’s dark, horror-themed rap track “ Clown Car ” with production from fellow 1st Drop Music artist Michael Patrick Ceol, featured on his album “ Ghost Heart.” Known for his genre-bending approach to indie hip-hop, Bear the Astronot delivers a haunting, lyrically aggressive performance that solidifies his place as one of Arizona’s most innovative and fearless artists. “ Clown Car ” is a sinister ride through the shadows of the human psyche. Blending darkly vibed beats, ominous atmospheres, and biting lyrics, the track embodies the raw, horror-inspired aesthetic that has become Bear the Astronot’s signature sound. Every verse is delivered with a razor-sharp edge, exploring themes of chaos, fear, and the grotesque—a musical exploration of the darker side of life that’s as compelling as it is unsettling. From the first beat, “ Clown Car ” pulls you into a carnival of nightmares, where reality and imagination blur. Bear the Astronot’s voice—equal parts menacing and hypnotic—guides listeners through the track’s labyrinth of eerie samples, heavy-hitting drums, and atmospheric production from Michael Patrick Ceol. It’s the perfect anthem for fans of indie hip-hop who crave music that challenges, provokes, and ignites the imagination. As part of the 1st Drop Music family, Bear the Astronot continues to push boundaries with “ Clown Car,” proving that hip-hop can be a vehicle for storytelling that’s both unsettling and thought-provoking. His willingness to explore horror themes while maintaining lyrical intensity sets him apart in the independent music scene, making “Clown Car” a must-listen for anyone drawn to the darker side of hip-hop. 👉 Experience the chilling world of “ Clown Car ” today and dive deep into the sonic shadows of indie rap—only on 1st Drop Music. Clown Car is a single by Bear the Astronot, released December 22, 2023 and connected to…

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Clown Car

🎭 Bear the Astronot – “Clown Car” (From the Album “Ghost Heart”) 🎭 Step into the unsettling world of Bear the Astronot’s dark, horror-themed rap track “ Clown Car ” with production from fellow 1st Drop Music artist Michael Patrick Ceol, featured on his album “ Ghost Heart.” Known for his genre-bending approach to indie hip-hop, Bear the Astronot delivers a haunting, lyrically aggressive performance that solidifies his place as one of Arizona’s most innovative and fearless artists. “ Clown Car ” is a sinister ride through the shadows of the human psyche. Blending darkly vibed beats, ominous atmospheres, and biting lyrics, the track embodies the raw, horror-inspired aesthetic that has become Bear the Astronot’s signature sound. Every verse is delivered with a razor-sharp edge, exploring themes of chaos, fear, and the grotesque—a musical exploration of the darker side of life that’s as compelling as it is unsettling. From the first beat, “ Clown Car ” pulls you into a carnival of nightmares, where reality and imagination blur. Bear the Astronot’s voice—equal parts menacing and hypnotic—guides listeners through the track’s labyrinth of eerie samples, heavy-hitting drums, and atmospheric production from Michael Patrick Ceol. It’s the perfect anthem for fans of indie hip-hop who crave music that challenges, provokes, and ignites the imagination. As part of the 1st Drop Music family, Bear the Astronot continues to push boundaries with “ Clown Car,” proving that hip-hop can be a vehicle for storytelling that’s both unsettling and thought-provoking. His willingness to explore horror themes while maintaining lyrical intensity sets him apart in the independent music scene, making “Clown Car” a must-listen for anyone drawn to the darker side of hip-hop. 👉 Experience the chilling world of “ Clown Car ” today and dive deep into the sonic shadows of indie rap—only on 1st Drop Music. Clown Car is a single by Bear the Astronot, released December 22, 2023 and connected to…

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I just figured out what to do with it Pull the clown car up throw your whole little crew in it Innit We want to feel that genuine shit

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Clown Car

I just figured out what to do with it
Pull the clown car up throw your whole little crew in it
Innit
We want to feel that genuine shit
No more crude gimmicks
26 fake ass clowns jumping out of a blue Civic
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars

I pursue infinite
Unlock the Immortality Key
Or soon I just cease to exist
Rappers are slackers
Can't finish a chapter
Trying to hypnotize the world
With turds spinning faster
Till they look like lollipops
Spinning round
In the crapper
Like the little rainbow pop
The priest handed you after
You polished his scepter
Behind the power adapter
Cue the applause
Bring in the laughter
I said laugh!
Before I whoop your ass with this tennis racket
Bug zapper
Irish soda bread cracker
Couldn't polish a turd
With a gallon of shellac
Lacking Bastard
Rapping Wack Actors
Hippy Ass Gypsy Ass Hacky Sackers
Peaky Blinders cap skully out my skull looking dapper

I just figured out what to do with it
Pull the clown car up throw your whole little crew in it
Innit
We want to feel that genuine shit
No more crude gimmicks
26 fake ass clowns jumping out of a blue Civic
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars

I'm Vanilla Baby
And I'll choke out your baby mom's
With these Anaconda arms
Googly Eyes looking crazy
They talk like my polarity is off
But their brain waves never can phase me
Raised in Arizona Like Raising Arizona
By wolves with the rabies
Pelvic pump Patrick Swayze
So bitches
Popping out litters of babies
I'm basically an alien
I'm barely mammalian
More reptilian
Then elitist politicians
I'm the Dad Bod Machine Gun Kelly
Taking over Dad Punk! Machine Gun Belly
Travis I'm Pregnant
And I think it's R. Kelly's
When the baby comes out Yellow
Won't surprise me a bit
I know that's not jaundice
Babies covered in piss
Good thing it ain't Amber Heard's
This thing would be covered in shit

It's Tickle Time

I just figured out what to do with it
Pull the clown car up throw your whole little crew in it
Innit
We want to feel that genuine shit
No more crude gimmicks
26 fake ass clowns jumping out of a blue Civic
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars

Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
Clown Car
No Bars
Fake Rock Stars
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